Hadley "isms"

Hadley: Mommy I got to be the helper at school today.
Me: You did, what did you do.
Hadley: I got to hold the door.
Me: All by yourself, wasn't it heavy?
Hadley: I didn't pick it up [eyes roll].
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Hadley: [Sees Wayne putting on a collared shirt] Daddy, you really need to put the flips [collar] down, you don't look cool with them up.
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Hadley: [Trying to get Wayne out the door] Come on BIG Chunky let's go!!!
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Hadley: Mom I really need you to clean this place up and vacuum, it's a MESS!!!
Me: [Glare]
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I've just taken some more drugs and am headed back to bed, while my crew is at Church. Yesterday we spent the better part of the day in doctor's offices. Hadley is coming down with a sinus infection. Wayne is just plain junky. I convinced him to make his first and last trip to a MedNow, where he got a shot in the booty and some drugs and is feeling much perkier. When we got home yesterday we were all exhausted and took naps, when I got up I was feeling like death. I love my crew, but they could have kept their germs. Did I mention Wayne is much perkier now, it is really annoying now that I'm sick...