Thursday, August 9, 2012

Pigs aren't gonna fly around here



Nothing like walking through a room and catching this out of the corner of your eye.  Even pigs have to be safe now.  Other Ellisonism's heard recently:

Ellison:  I got to need IT!!!!!

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Me:  Quit screaming!!!
Ellison:  I not screaming, I crying (loudest cringe worthy scream EVER)!!!

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Me:  Els you are not getting anything out of this fridge.
Push, push, push.
Me:  Ellison Ann you are not getting anything to eat right now!
Ellison:  You are killing me woman!
Me: (Head hung) you are seriously killing me right now!!!!

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She also frequently works the word seriously into any conversation, when she doesn't like what you are saying.  We laugh, we shouldn't but we can't help it.




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