I've been home today, not feeling well and I've had a very educational day, Hadley has been with me. So you can guess what institution of higher learning I have been matriculating at today.
- My child has a medical degree and has diagnosed how to make my tummy feel better.
- My child can be hungry immediately following a waffle for breakfast and then ask for the next two hours, "what's for lunch?"
- My child is physically unable to keep her entire body still at any one time.
- My child knows what to do in a fire: 1. You call 9111111111.... 2. You stop drop and roll, 3. You crawl on the floor like a baby.
- My child thought there was a jelly conspiracy today when the jelly didn't jump out and bite her on the nose when she was looking for it in the fridge.
- My child must clap before she eats her Smarty candies.
I think my education must have paid off today; I spelled matriculate right without the aid of spell check.
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